Saturday, September 25, 2010

More Tales of Magic

Nakamal Visited
White Gate in Freshwater Park.  They've removed some of the trees in the yard which I found disturbing (their removal, not the trees), and someone nearby was burning dirty which is supposedly illegal to do at night but who is around to enforce that one.  Hate that smell when drinking kava.  Awful washem-maot, as is the usual at that place--slices of tin pork for 50 vatu, boiled maniok for 20, and papaya for 20.  New light out the gate that says Open in neon red and these moving flashing blue lights encircling it.  Maybe a little over the top.

Kava Kwaliti
I enjoy the kava here, except sometimes the taste is a little too much (like last night).  It's usually pretty strong, and they stick with the same supplier so it's consistent quality, Pentecost kava.

Company
I had met up with Brian for lunch, he was building a house in Namba 3.  He told me to come up to Freshwater in the afternoon to storian.  I got there before he did, and heard some good stories from a nephew of his.

Amusing Observations
When walking home to drop off my bag before heading to Freshwater, I met up with a friend from Liro Nessa.  He told me, in the 4-minute window of time we had, that some crazy asshole in Freshwater Futuna dug up a dead baby and slept with the corpse.  The police were in the neighborhood the next day to retrieve the body.  He said the baby was already rotten and stunk.  And it was his brother's baby.  I doubt charges will be pressed...people are afraid of folks that do stuff like that.

At Freshwater, I was told the story of this legend Morris Bill (I think) from narasaed who was given the power to steal by an old dude from Ambrym.  He was instructed to go and dig up the body of a dead baby on Nguna, cut off the arm, bring it back to Vila, and then eat it.  Ever since, he's had the power to unlock doors that are locked.  Interesting part of this story: he keeps getting caught by the police stealing.  That's some bunk magic if you ask me.  Go through all that cannibalistic grave-robbing and you still end up in prison.  Go figure.  I guess this guy is still around and drives a taxi.

And an amendment to the cat-bone story from last month or so, you can kill the live black cat in boiling water, it doesn't have to be roasted alive as I previously reported, and there is a particular bone that can give you the power of invisibility commonly used to steal and rape with, it's not just any old bone as I had thought but still not sure if it's in the two legs in front or the two in back...but it's a leg bone none the less.

My brother has caused a problem, in his own words, which means he knocked a girl up and now has to deal with the fact that he might be forced to take her as his woman.  The good news is, he doesn't have to work this 'problem' out, his parents do.  I guess the girl is a student at USP and her parents are pissed off she didn't wait.  Hell, I'm just surprised she made it to USP without getting pregnant.  I honestly don't think any young people here (or older people) use condoms.  They might try them, but it's a novelty thing, no staying power.

Random Photo
A meeting of the tamtam society of Port Vila...very reclusive group, rare photo

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Nakamal Frequency Report

Nakamals Visisted
It has been exactly a month since my last nakamal frequency report.  Staying true to my word, I am tracking this like a hawk.  Once I start traveling out of Vila for kava, I might have to figure out what to do about the "other" category--it's getting a little fuzzy as it is.

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Namba 2 Lagoon BBQ

Nakamal Visited
This one place which is really nice called Felix (not pronounced "FEELIX") right out on the water just past Coleman Stadium, great chairs, good kava, quiet, I definitely plan on going back there.  Had a couple shells there, then filled up a plastic bottle with 1,500vt and took it back to Apeslom's house.

Kava Kwaliti
Good stuff, first shell made some work.  I didn't investigate too much, not sure where the kava was from, I just know it was good.

Company
Had a BBQ at Apeslom's house, joined by Tawian Samson and Papa Lani.  And, of course, the rest of Apeslom's family (his woman, his woman's first daughter, their daughter, his woman's mother, and other randoms I couldn't quite figure out).  His tawi Michelle joined us later for kava, he is a singer in a band her called...yeah, I think I forgot, Ruff Boys??  Apes lives in Namba 2 Lagoon on the land of wan of the Dinh brothers who used to be in politics.  Here are some photos from the day:
Apeslom cutting up everything he can find to use as firewood

Papa Lani prepping the kumala

Tawi Samson and Papa Lani in mid-story

Fat little wood-eating larvae that kids collect and sometimes eat...these are small ones

Apes ripping the guts and teeth out of the larvae before roasting it for me to eat

Amusing Observation
Apes told a story about this guy he works with.  He liked a house girl from Fiji who was working close by the construction site, and would ask her every day for a roll in the bush.  She always said no.  Then, sometime last week I think, he told her that he likes her so much he could eat her shit.  He then lifted a pile of dog crap off the ground and, while looking at her, rubbed it all over his face in some kind of comedic seduction act.  This, it was said, was done to impress the lady.  She ran away.  They now call this guy Dog Shit.  Great nickname.

The man who owns the property we were hanging out on used to be a politician, and he told me that what this country needs is more factories.  And, he said the women that live in town are lazy bitches.  He is not an ethnic Melanesian.  Not really sure where he fits in here, actually.

My tawi Samson wants to go back to the island, but my uncle won't let him because his brother is there and he doesn't want the added burden.  It's a sign of the times.  Samson has never asked his papa that he stays with in Eratap for anything, he works for his money and stays out of trouble.  Well, mostly.  They did end up naming the road he lives on "Breakem Ass Street" partly (mostly) because of him.  "Breaking Ass", on Paama anyway, is something that is done for fun by the young dudes (rarely girls, but that does happen sometimes), where one will walk ahead, and then drop their shorts, bend over and spread their ass cheeks and call out to you so you look, followed by laughter and swearing.  Breaking ass is a form of swearing, horrifying and hilarious all at once.  Sorry, no photos of that to post.

That night, Apes beat up his woman a bit (black eye, broken hand, I think he worked a kick in there somehow too) because he asked her to buy biscuits at the store and she came back with bread.  Me and wan Samson reprimanded him, but only after protecting him from his woman who came screeching down to the pier with a machete ready to cut off his money maker.  Domestic problems in Vanuatu are complicated.  He later tended to her wounds and talked to her, maybe even said he was sorry I'm not sure I wasn't in the room, while her mother came down to apologize on behalf of her horrible daughter.  I'm still kind of confused by that whole mess.  That episode aside, it was a great day with family.

Saturday, September 18, 2010

Finance Fundraising and Tawi Turndown

Nakamals Visited
Fundraising behind the Ministry of Finance, BP Wharf, then a fundraising for the futsol team in Seaside Paama.

Kava Kwaliti
2-Day kava at Finance, so that was a mistake, then some good stuff at the wharf, followed by stink kava in Seaside.

Company
I trained trainers today for my survey in the old Parliament house before the week-long training session closed.  A fundraiser was held at the Ministry by Statistics to help fund a Christmas party, so everyone from the office was there.  Wotti came by to have a few shells with me before heading to work at the airport.  The two of us went across to BP Wharf after the kava was finished at the Ministry and had a few shells there, met up with Alan Simeon and told him about the plan to rus at Apeslom's place the next day.  When Wotti took off for work, I headed home, dropped off my bag, and walked down to the fundraiser in Seaside.  There's always a fundraiser in Seaside.  The kava is hit or miss.  Vivian sang out when I walked past her yard, and went I went to story with her Tawi Jimmy was there.  He came down to drink a couple shells with me.

Here are some pics from training in the old Parliament room (disregard strong faces, that's how group photos always turn out here):


Amusing Observation
So, after my second shell in Seaside, my sister who works at 24 Haoa was there and she stopped me and pulled me to the side to let me know my 300 pound Tawi (won't name names...) wants to get freaky with me in the bushes, and wanted to know if I was interested.  I politely said no on the grounds that she's my Tawi, which in fact is taboo, but I mean...if she wasn't...I might...  You could say family is tight on Paama.

Mi mo Amima

Nakamals Visited
A bunch of places I've never been to before in Nambru, close to the shopping centre.   One was called Lakeleo.  Shitty seating.  And I hit my head on a beam.  The Vaoleli one was decent, but toward the end this one mama told my brother in language, thinking I wouldn't understand, to make sure he brought the white man the next day to their fundraising.  I don't think I'll be going back there for a while.

Kava Kwaliti
All good stuff, no complaints, nothing off.

Company
Tawi Amima (Amy Chan) wanted to meet up with Kelep and meet his new baby girl before heading back to Paama.  She and her friends picked me up and we took a shell first at this one place while waiting for Kelep to swim after work.  Amima and I walked over, hung out with Kelep for a couple shells, then down to Kelep's house to visit with mama Pani and his woman Lolita.  We put Amima on a bus, she went to visit some other friends in Seaside, and Kelep and I went to this other nameless nakamal run by man Vaoleli village.

Amusing Observations
Amy is a great volunteer, it has been good getting to know her since coming back to Vanuatu.  Her update from the island: a young girl ashamed of being pregnant gave birth in the bush and killed and buried the baby, ran away and hid.  The community searched for her, found her and the baby, and buried the baby.  Oh wait, that's not amusing.  That's horrible.  Mama Pani unloaded a crap-ton of stuff for Amy to carry back to Paama with her.  She is really good about that stuff, it was very rare for me to be asked to bring stuff back and forth and I think it's incredibly generous of her to do that.

Kelep told me that while training for VMF in New Zealand last year, his supervisor (the daughter of the Prime Minister of Fiji) tried to seduce him, but he resisted because he already had a bun in the oven back home.  You don't hear that often.  I believe him, though.  I feel like none of my other brothers would have done the same.  They don't brag about NOT sleeping with a girl.  He told me she was crazy, so that probably factored into his decision to abstain.  Kelep is one of the funniest brothers I have here.

We talked about all the crazies around Port Vila--the guy who walks around stealing stuff without trying to be sly about it, this guy in Pango who shouts swears in church, the list goes on.  The great thing about crazies in Vanuatu, in my opinion, is their entertainment value, and the fact that they are cared for within the family unit.  No need for mental asylums.  Even if they walk all over town, they have a place to sleep at night and food to eat.  Nobody is ever hurt by a crazy.  Just last week, a guy stopped by VKS and told me to tell Barack Obama to send the military ships here so he can blow up this one village on his island.  I told him I'd see what I can do.

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Ruuuuussssss

Nakamals Visited
Just the small VKS side nakamal, kava following an incredible day of story, kakae, and relaxing.  Ended up at 24 Haoa with Donnie.

Kava Kwaliti
2 2-liter bottles of Chiefs nakamal were brought over, kicked everyone's ass.  First bucket always a blue ribbon at that place.  The kava at 24 Haoa was...ehh...

Company
The entire staff of VKS and all project staff and YPP staff, that did NOT go to Noumea for the 4th Melanesian Arts Festival.  A little reward.  It was pre-planned, but in the morning we found out the Director's father passed away on Malekula, so we closed the office and dedicated the day to his family.  Everyone brought stuff to grill and eat, and we all just had fun, listened to music, told some stories, and then polished it all off with a few shells of delightful Pentecost kava.  Some photos of our day, captions at bottom:
George and Apu Vauleli roasting chicken and breadfruit

Stoning breadfruit...spoelem tri nomo be hemi fun

Big Boss of the story, Aminio, cooking up some chicken stew

Kumala is done

The ladies of VKS

Amusing Observations
Aminio is a funny bastard, I must say.  He lights a story up and everyone just inhales the second hand like it's crack.  It would be a disservice to try and translate one of his stories, since they come alive with innuendos and facial expressions that just don't write well.   If you see him, ask for his impersonation of the French dude that follows the Director around with the hair olsem faol...priceless.

Eddie from the Museum showed me this style of roasting papaya that has taken over my tingting for like the last 6 days and I finally got to try it.  It's amazing, you roast a half-ripe papaya on the fire until it's completely black, then you let it cool, then peel away the charred skin, cut open, clean out the seeds, and then fill with freshly grated coconut.  Just fold and eat!  A signature culinary masterpiece from Pentecost island, but I'm stealing it and bringing the wisdom to Paama in December.  The juice from it is supposed to be good for knee problems, and good for babies.  Side note, if you stone a man with a hot roasted papaya at night he/she will die.  But, I ask, who the hell is running around stoning people at night with hot popo?!!!  Another side note, I remember that hot roasted papaya is good for taking poison out of wounds from stone fish.  Here's a photo of the finished product:

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Sign of the times

Nakamals Visited
Couldn't tell you.  I think one place was called bamboo, one was just in someone's back yard and they clearly did not have a license to sell kava, and one was over by Yumi Tu store.  All of the places were quiet and dark, which is more than I can say for most of the other places in town.  One of them had all these old bus seats inside the nakamal which was great for the back.  Technically, we were drinking in Freshwater, but it was right behind Stade.  Here's a random Stade photo:

Kava Kwaliti
The kava was good, actually, considering I mixed a lot.  Nothing negative to report.  I think that area has good kava in general, mostly from Epi and Pentecost.

Company
I met up with Kelep after the TVL Cup final (Amital took it 2-1 over TAFEA, and I hear it's because they have recruited Solomon Islanders to their team), and walked over to Freshwater to meet up with Mark (another brother I just met two nights before on a nakamal run with his brother Kaison).  Walking over there, I got a call from Wotti asking where I was and a shit-ton of other questions, and he was right behind me the whole time.  He couldn't join us though, his cousins were back from picking apples in New Zealand and he wanted to go shake hands with them first.

Amusing Observations
The three of us owned one of those nakamals for a few hours, nobody else was there.  Somehow, the convo turned to religion and beliefs in custom and black magic.  It all started when someone brought up the new appearance of vampires in Vanuatu.  I guess earlier this year, some dude (man Paama) was arrested when it was proved that he had been drinking the blood of his girlfriend.  That is a clear example of outside pop-culture creeping in.  Interesting to note that this custom story of the white man mixes nicely with black magic beliefs here.  Neither Mark nor Kelep claim to believe in black magic, taboos, devils, etc.  Kelep believes there is good and evil and that's all.  Everything evil comes from the one and only devil, and everything good is God's work.  Christians to the core.

This is not, however, what most people on the island believe.  You can stand up in church and denounce devils and black magic till you are blue in the face there, but at the end of the day, you don't walk down certain sections of the road at night holding lap lap banana...Moreover, Kelep is the last one in a line that knows how to stop rain through the sacrificial offering of white chickens and the burning of green leaves (there's certain other things that go along with it that I will never know, like what is said to the dead relatives during the whole procedure).  He said that he does not plan on continuing that ritual.  He doesn't believe that men or women can control nature, even though pretty much everyone on the island does.  Some know how to make the winds shift, some can make the ocean calm or rough, some can cause earthquakes or other natural disasters, and some can even make pigs grow faster.  It's a whole new generation of non-believers.

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Story of the ghost

Nakamals Visited
Chiefs', SHEFA, and 24 Haoa, in that order.  Here's a random photo from Chiefs', which turns into a tailgate party between 4 and 6 at night:

Kava Kwaliti
Chiefs first bucket, as usual, was great stuff.  SHEFA for some reason was serving up cold and sweet kava, which someone told me is a sign that they made dry kava for sale.  That shit should be outlawed.  24 Haoa was standard, good stuff.  Shifted between the two stalls because Apu Willie doesn't like right-side kava toward the end of the bucket.

Company
Grabbed a shell at Chiefs with Joel, Aminio, Noe, and Francis after work.  Met up with Amy, Ian, and Relvie at SHEFA for a shell before Amy and her group headed out to their COS conference somewhere in North Efate I think.  Then I closed out my night at 24 Haoa with Apu Willie and the Luli crew which is turning into a ritual.

Amusing Observations
Just before my first shell at Chiefs, the museum guide drew a sand drawing of a ghost, but not just any old ghost.  The story goes, that if a young couple "friend" in the same place multiple times, this is disrespectful to the ghost that lives there.  After thoroughly pissing the ghost off with their raucous love making, the ghost with take the face of the woman and slowly make the man lose his mind.  Foaming of the mouth is said to occur.  Luckily, there is a leaf that can cure the crazy, but the young couple need to find another bush to frolic in or the ghost can come back and kill the man (for some reason, the ghost doesn't do anything to the woman...).  Joel said he witnessed this when he was a student at Malapoa.  I won't name names, but, well, it was Vanessa Quai's father.  Should that be a mi harem se?

At SHEFA, Relvie recounted her trip to the USA.  She just came back last week and had a good time visiting the states for the second time.  What struck her the most was the amount of makeup she saw young women wearing in DC.  Her theory is, makeup ages women.  And it looked strange to her to have all that makeup on just to walk around Georgetown in the middle of the day.  I would agree.

Apu Willie and another man from Luli drank kava with me at 24 Haoa.  There's this song that the other man sang in language that I need to learn.  It was about an old man who would had his eyes on this old lady widow and would give her fish he would catch every day.  One day, he noticed that everyone in the village had gone to the garden, but the old woman was peeling water taro at home.  He went fishing, and brought back a fish for her, for which she thanked him.  Then, he just looked down at her "taboo" place and said, "look, I've been feeding you for a while now, you need to let me do you".  Eventually, the woman lets him hit it from behind, and holds her hands up in the air because when water taro touches the skin it can sting a little.  The story goes with a sand drawing of a man and woman doing it with the woman's hands in the air.  There's a song that goes with it too, asking the woman to give up her taboo place, and that I need to learn.

Sunday, September 5, 2010

Fundraising is getting out of control

Nakamals Visited
Went to the Wylep Village fundraiser in Seaside for a few shells, then to Reynolds, and back down to Seaside.  Finished with a shell from Kina's house fundraiser.

Kava Kwaliti
The kava at the Wylep fundraiser was watered down.  Reynolds was good, but we had kava from two different stalls because there weren't many serving for some reason and the one we started at finished.  Kina's kava had turned by the time we got around to it.

Company
Apeslom stopped by the house early to hang out, then Andrew came and we walked over to the Seaside area together.  That was the crew last night.

Amusing Observation
Andrew doesn't like Seaside because his ex-wife lives there.  He went to pick fruit in New Zealand in 2008-09 and when he came back he found out she had been sleeping around.  So he kicked her out.  All his Tawis are in the Seaside area, which makes it even less appealing to go there for him as he would have to buy them stuff if they asked.  When we got there, one guy asked him for a match, and we was like, "Ehhh, Tawi, mi no gat wan taem."  Then after we drank a shell of kava he reached into his pocket and pulled out a book of matches to light a cigarette.  I like this guy.  He has kava skin (skin of an elephant) but said when he goes to New Zealand again in November it will go back to normal.

Up at Reynolds, Andrew talked trash about those young people that "stikim nek" and warned me to stay away from them...I would say though that most of my friends are not like that at all.  It's reciprocal.  Jimmy is, but that's because he doesn't work and is "just visiting" Vila, but I know when I go to Paama he will repay me so to speak with a head of kava and all the fish I can eat.  Giving and giving back is just part of life here.

Down at the fundraiser again (we left Reynolds because Apes was feeling shitty and needed to walk around some) we met up with Ready Henry's son who works on Tokoro, the police boat.  He took my number, wants to hang out sometime.

Walking towards Green Lite, I noticed Kina was having a kava night and so we took a shell there.  Fundraising is kind of out of control in the Seaside area.  Three in two days??  Gotta spread the money around too or you seem like an asshole.  Apu Willie was there and wanted me to come back after putting Apes and Andrew on a bus, so lied and said I would, in that way that the person you are lying too knows you won't be coming back.  You can use your face to tell a lie in Bislama and it's totally fine, even better to lie than to say you won't be coming back.

Random Photo
The big bottle of Tusker by Anchor Inn:

Saturday, September 4, 2010

Tahitians canoe to China in pursuit of freedom?

Nakamals Visited
The Vanuatu Cultural Centre namakal for the welcome ceremony, followed by Reynolds for a quick shell and then down to Seaside Paama for a fundraiser.  Ended the night with Tuskers at Green Lite.

Kava Kwaliti
Everyone got only one shell of kava at VKS, but it was strong.  I went home first before going to the fundraiser, which was enough time for me to recover.  The kava at the fundraiser was good, very strong.  Whenever you go to a fundraiser you expect the kava to be a little stronger if they do it right.  If it's water, your opinion of them goes down (they just want money...).

Company
Francis organized a welcome ceremony for the men who have sailed from Tahiti to Vanuatu in a canoe on their way to China.  There was custom dancing and some speeches (of course) and some kava and bunia afterwards. Everyone from VKS was there, including some fieldworkers.  This is their canoe and them at the kava ceremony at VKS:


The fundraiser in Seaside Paama was for man Luli, and I met up with KT, Jimmy, and Apu Willie there.  There was stringband, food, and lots of kava.  Jimmy and I kale-d at Green Lite until late.

Amusing Observation
I still just don't understand the whole canoe journey thing.  At first when I heard about it, I thought maybe it was a test of traditional navigation to see if the people in the Pacific could still manage to travel long distances by canoe.  Now, considering their canoe has "Freedom" painted on it, and considering a couple months ago I supposedly met the PM of Tahiti playing musing with coconut leaves in his hair at Reynolds singing about freedom, I'm pretty sure the whole gig is political.  Why is China their final destination, then?  Are the Chinese going to help them attain independence from the French?  Don't think so.

So Jimmy told me that he and the boys that were beat up last month by man Tanna are planning on striking back today (this was last night he told me).  I'm sure I'll hear about it later if it actually happens.  I discouraged retaliation again but I don't think it matters what I say.  He also told me he had this girlfriend from North Ambrym for a few days/nights and she got pregnant and killed the baby herself, which made him angry so he isn't sleeping with her anymore.  I asked him how she killed the baby, but he didn't know.  He thought maybe she had "sik blong faol".  He will be going back to the island at some point soon, when he tires of fighting and making babies in Vila.  He is thinking about his cows that his old grandfather is looking after while he's away.

Friday, September 3, 2010

My first last flight

Nakamal Visited
Last Flight nakamal near the airport.  This place is a wet dream for me, it has everything a nakamal should have that I've always fantasized about.  There are so many places to sit, blocked off private areas, I am sure I didn't even see everything last night.  The bathrooms are clean, the washem-mouth is good (though a little pricey), and it's away from the main road so it's really quiet and there are no headlights to piss you off.  Nobody was playing music last night which was good.  It smells good in there, which I've never experienced before.  And the ladies serving the kava are French (I won't say anything more about that).

Kava Kwaliti
It was good, the first shell was a 150 so I was feeling it.  This morning I feel fine, after 6 shells and a couple Tuskers.  They keep the kava on ice there, so it doesn't turn and taste bad towards the end of the night, and it goes down easier after you have had a few shells.  Brilliant idea.

Company
I met up with Wotlolan and his nephew Alex there.  I haven't seen Wotti in three weeks or so, and I had only met Alex once before with Alfred at Parliament Park.  Wotti was the sponsor tonight, bought everything.

Amusing Observation
Alex got like 40 text messages last night.  I am actually really annoyed with the distraction that mobile phones have created at kava time.  Most people here have the ones that play music, which as you know irritates the shit out of me (exception: slow reggae or slow string band played low), but the texting is worse.  The glow of the screen on someone's face, and the fact that whatever story you were in the middle of is on pause because some asshole wants to know how many shells of kava they've had are also irritating features of the mobile.

Kava In The News


Vanuatu's new soft drink with added kava


ELIZABETH JACKSON: In Vanuatu there's a new soft drink now on the market - Lava Cola. It's a cola drink with a kava additive. It produces the calming effect of kava without the muddy taste.

Sean Dorney went to the factory on the outskirts of Port Vila to see the drink being made and to speak to the people who are hoping they can create a brand-new international market. They'll advertise it as the alternative to high energy drink - the anti-energy drink.

SEAN DORNEY: Vanuatu kava is the most potent in the Pacific. It is definitely an acquired taste.

CAMERON MCLEOD: For those who aren't used to it or don't like the taste or who are new to the taste of kava it's a little intimidating and it's not pleasant.

SEAN DORNEY: Cameron McLeod is the Marketing Manager for a Vanuatu-based company called Unique Exports.

CAMERON MCLEOD: It's not wine; you don't drink it for its aroma or taste.

SEAN DORNEY: But now there is a new way to get the kava effect - out of a soft drink bottle.

JAMES ARMITAGE: I developed a water-based kava extract about 18 months ago. No-one's managed to do it previously.

SEAN DORNEY: James Armitage developed the product.

ARMITAGE: And so we decided to approach Vanuatu Beverage and try it out primarily with the cola. The kava cola has turned out to be a really good hit locally.

SEAN DORNEY: James Armitage and his colleague, Cameron McLeod, have lived in Vanuatu for years and they witnessed the collapse of the country's kava export industry.

Kava pills were banned by the European Union more than a decade ago because of side effects like liver damage, now attributed to former extraction methods, where not only the kava root but also the stems of the plant were used in the manufacturing process.

CAMERON MCLEOD: The EU ban on kava really took the wind out of the local kava economy.

SEAN DORNEY: Cameron McLeod.

CAMERON MCLEOD: That's probably understating it. It really, really smashed it.

SEAN DORNEY: James Armitage claims his extraction method avoids the previous pitfalls.

JAMES ARMITAGE: Most people until now have been using alcohol extraction and that's been the cause of liver problems as you may know in the past. It's just something through trial and error - I've been playing around with kava for 20 years - just we hit it; found the holy grail so to speak.

CAMERON MCLEOD: The future for kava is in a value-added product, specifically one where you can taste kava and get the effect of kava without that muddy, horrible taste that's normally associated with it.

SEAN DORNEY: James Armitage claims that kava cola achieves that.

JAMES ARMITAGE: The taste is actually quite refreshing. There's no muddy taste; you don't want to spit afterwards, which is quite unusual. As you know yourself you go to a kava bar and everybody's, you know, spitting.

You don't have that feeling, you don't have the stomach bloating associated with drinking large volumes of kava and, you know, four or five of these bottles of kava and a lot of people are pretty zonked.

SEAN DORNEY: They are sourcing their kava from one island in Vanuatu, Maewo, and the local Member of Parliament, Philip Boedoro, says the move into soft drink has been a real boon to his people.

PHILIP BOEDORO: People back home, like the communities, are very happy. They're very happy with what we are doing and they can see the, you know, the funds… the cash flowing back to their community.

CAMERON MCLEOD: A good friend of mine who I do drink kava with quite often explains it in that it's similar to a very mild, liquid valium.

JAMES ARMITAGE: There's a couple of other companies out there doing something similar. They're only using dried kava powder for their extract; they're not using anything nearly as potent as what we're using here.

And we're hoping that we can value-add the kava here and produce it here and export the syrup to overseas, but the United States is a monster market.

SEAN DORNEY: In the short term though, the next target markets for their kava soft drink - Lava Cola - are nearby Fiji and New Caledonia. 

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

How to fly

Nakamal Visited
24 Haoa.  It was raining and I wanted to be close to the house.

Kava Kwaliti
It was normal, average-to-strong kava, had 5 shells.  Nothing really to report there.

Company
Apu Willie was kickin it last night at the nakamal.  Of course, I met more new Paama dudes as is typical of that nakamal.  Jenny Harris' husband, man Tongoa, was there as well, but we didn't story that much.

Amusing Observation
Willie told me that his uncle was a "clever" and could fly to anywhere and steal alcohol in a matter of seconds.  And he could take passengers.  As long as you didn't open your eyes in mid-flight, you could hold on to him or his stick he used to sing with and go along for the ride.  It's not the first time I've heard this story, there are many stories of man Paama flying.  And every time I hear one, it has to do with stealing alcohol.  Never money.  Nobody has ever flown into a bank and stolen money (side note, the power to fly brings with it the power to get into wherever you want, no matter how secure the building is).  Willie has witnessed this, so I believe him.

He also knows how to cure a bad knee.  I assume this treatment could be applied for all joint problems, but I could be wrong.  What you need is a large 20-liter tin, the piss of all the men in the village, and some leaves.  Just bathe your knee in the mixture of piss and leaves and, voila!  You can walk again!  He swears by it.  It's an old Vietnamese remedy he learned in the 70s.  Willie witnessed it, so I believe him.  He's officially my new favorite Apu.

Random Photo
Burning dirty in Seaside on the way to the nakamal.

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Vate Electric and Tawi Sam

Nakamals Visited
Started out at Reynolds Nakamal and ended at Ronnies

Kava Kwaliti
Ronnies is good for the size of the shells they serve up, but it's not the strongest.  The kava at Reynolds is good, the last stall if you follow the line from left to right in the back row.  I am a regular for her stall.  I here's a picture of her serving it up:

Company
I treated the dudes from Vate Electric who came and fixed my wiring today for a few shells at Reynolds.  Ian (June from the National Library's husband) who is man Makira, Damien, and one other guy whose name I cannot seem to remember right now.  I got a text from Josue that he was drinking kava with my Tawi, Sam Dan, at Ronnies, so I hopped in the Vate truck and headed over to Ronnies to buy them their last shell and then story with Sam.

Amusing Observations
Supposedly, work is finished at 5 for the boys at Vate, and they have to go park their company truck at the workshop.  But we drank kava from 4 to 6, so...I'm just sayin...why make the rule, then?

Mi Harem Se:
I gat wan fatfat polynesian man we i peintem tufala eyebrows blong hem mo hemi stap pem ol boe 5000 vatu blong mekem ass blong hem i so...

Here's a real Mi Harem Se from the Daily Post archives:
"Mi harem se a certain middle aged long term resident and respectable CEO of a company in Vila has let slip he was once a cocaine addicted male whore in his younger days where rich older women paid him US$100 an hour to perform sexual tricks with cocaine, chocolate finger biscuits and chocolate balls in London, California and Hawaii that made people he told choke on their kava. RESPECT!! Silip!"


Silip!

Death, magic, and more violence against women

Nakamal Visited
White Gate in Freshwater Park

Kava Kwaliti
I am finding that when Jimmy makes kava for sale here it's not the best, but then again it's mostly free for me so no complaints.  It's always clean, it's only one kind/species of kava, and it all comes from the same area on Pentecost, so those are three bonuses.

Company
Brian and Malcolm for the most part.  Chief Willie Virasulu (Pete's papa) was there again too, but wasn't up for a story.

Amusing Observations
A man had died on Pentecost 10 days earlier.  On the island, when a man dies the whole family/community feasts for 100 days, non-stop.  In Port Vila, because everything is expensive here, they feast for only 10 days.  I guess when Walter Lini died the people of Pentecost feasted for 1,000 days.

A crowd gathered at the park when a fight broke out between a man and his wife.  Nobody could go break it up though, because they don't have the right to do so, traditionally.  A woman belongs to a man (so long as they are married and she's been properly paid for), and so stopping a man from beating up his wife would be like stopping a man from feeding his pigs or cutting his grass.  It lasted for a good 5 minutes though.

I found out how to get one kind of black magic, and all I need is a black cat, a biscuit tin, a fire, a mirror, and a good 3-4 hours.  I probably shouldn't write about it in too much detail, but I will say that if it works you have the ability to walk through concrete walls, steal things without anyone noticing you, creep women and leave no evidence, etc.  Heeeeere pussy pussy pussy pussy...

Friday Night Nakamal Crawl

Nakamals Visited
Started out at Chiefs Nakamal for a couple shells, then to 24 Haoa for a few, over to Islanders for a few, and back to 24 Haoa, ended at Green Lite.


Kava Kwaliti
The first bucket at Chiefs=always strong, and I started off with a 150 shell.  24 Haoa was okay at Fillamon's stall, then that ran out.  Went to Islanders to hear the live stringband playing for the Seaside futsol team fundraisor and the kava had turned.  Back to 24 Haoa at the Tongoa stall and it was good.  Green Lite to finish, didn't go down so easy.  9 shells.

Company
I was joined at Chiefs by Ralph, Joel, and Francis.  At 24 Haoa I was with Job, met up with Uncle Frank at Islanders and went back with him to meet up with Uncle Joe at 24 Haoa again.  Last one with Job at Green Lite.

Amusing Observations
Chiefs has great kava but is shit for a nakamal, so it's strange seeing everyone there dressed up nice and on their best behavior all the time.  I left a bottle of wine in my SAIS bag at 24 Haoa and when I went back for it, Uncle Joe told me some random bus driver drove off with it, but he was just playin.  When he found out it was wine in the bag, he said he would have taken it himself had he known.

Friday, August 27, 2010

Time to re-org

Got a tip from an anonymous friend (not so much, it was Mischere Kawas, RPCV and master of human language) that I should break this up into sections to make it more enjoyable to read (meaning, allow people to read what they want to read and skip the rest).

So from now on, there will be sections for:

Nakamals Visited
Kava Quality
Company
Amusing Observation

I will leave room, of course, for random sections, such as "Kava In The News", "Who Did What Where Now?", and "Yu Save Finis", and toss in photos and video/audio when appropriate.

Trial begins tomorrow...

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Uncle Frank

Met an Uncle from the Tahisa nakamal in Tahi at 24 Haoa last night.  He has been in Vila since 1960-something, and is a heavy drinker.  But doesn't touch kava.  And he used a lot of English phrases when he spoke to me.  Ni-Vans that do that remind me of this one student at SAIS who would speak French with us outside the classroom because she wanted to practice, but deep inside I'm pretty sure she wanted other people to hear her speak French.  Or this one Aussie d-bag I met once at a nakamal in Vila in 2007 who refused to speak English to us, so we had to have an awkward interaction in Bislama even though there were no ni-Vans around to include in the conversation.

I think 24 Haoa needs better management, but they have a lot going for them.  The kava is good, there are only two stalls to choose from so people don't get too confused, the washem-mouth is cooked by Paama mamas (which is a bonus for everyone, trust me), and they are in a good location.  They don't try to entertain customers with loud video (like Labor, Islanders, Green Lite, and a couple others) which I appreciate.  And they have their own grinder, but they could use someone to better orchestrate when the kava is actually made.  It's embarrassing that they are known as "24 Haoa" but run out of kava frequently and customers have to wait 20-30 minutes for more to come.  Not cool.  If the two stalls rotated more efficiently between buckets I think the whole problem could be avoided.

I was talking to Noe the other day about how I would like to manage a kava bar here in Vila somewhere.  If it was a full-time gig I think I could do a good job.  Still just a dream though.  He just opened one up in Freshwater 5 that only serves Malo Malo, so I'm going to go check that out the next time the ship comes in with more kava.

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Stein Time

I ran into David Stein, an old friend and former PCV, last week and we made a plan to drink a shell.  Last night I was to meet him at SHEFA nakamal at 6.  I went early, and ended up meeting two VMF officers from Paama and storied with them for an hour or so.  The kava was finished before David got there, so we moved to Labor.

David is doing really well, he's very glad to have his Malakula family living with him here and to have a small nephew to take care of.  His business, selling solar and other forms of alternative energy to outer islands, is growing and becoming popular.  I know that my uncle Isaah, Amy's dad, is selling the solar lanterns that David's company supplies.  David also purchased/leased some land which he will leave to his family here.

We ate at the noodle place across from where I used to live across from VNPF and had a good story session.  One good one of his: he was reapplying for his residency visa, and he couldn't figure out what color hair he has or what his occupation was.  "I know I go to work every day, and I know I enjoy what I do, but I couldn't figure out what to say my occupation was."  He ended up writing down "consultant".  He asked other people what color his hair was, but couldn't get consensus: red, white, yellow, and blond were some of the responses.  He went with "reddish".  He has been living and working in Vanuatu for 14 years now, and is not a citizen.  Vanuatu does not allow dual citizenship, and since his mother is still living in the US and since he still travels from time to time, it's easier for him to continue on as a resident.

Sunday, August 22, 2010

So Far


Fundraising!!!

My sister Doroka was in need for school fees to repeat year 12, so Mama Elizabeth organized a small fundraiser to help pay for it.  Apeslom came by the house and we walked over to Freshwater around 4:30 or 5.  Found Colin John and followed him to his house where he was in charge of making the kava for the fundraiser.  All his brothers were there, Tony, Charlie, and Phillip.  A bunch of family from Nou village also showed up, including my small Papa John.

When the bucket was dry, Colin, Apes and I went to the park with some Tusker and kale-d with some slow reggae.  My other brother Colin (Reed) called up and said he wouldn't be able to make it down, so Apes and I decided it would be a good idea to hike up to Olen White Wood at midnight drunk on kava and beer.  I snaked it the whole way up, Apes hurled a couple times, and we finally made it.  I laid down by the rain tank in the church yard until the ground stopped spinning.  Couldn't manage to eat anything.

Kaison stopped by to bring me home, but Apes stayed the night at Colin's.  Gotta love fundraisers.

Mi Krae From Mama

I had a plan for Friday to meet up with Pakoa at the Department of Health and head to Islanders Nakamal.  I had heard the night before, though, that Mama Lydiano had passed away.  So I purchased rice and calico and decided I would drink kava with Pakoa and then go cry for mama at her house in Seaside.


Islanders is pretty decent at its new location.  Lots of space, it's clean, and they have good food to wash the stink of kava from your breath.  That said, the places to sit suck (speaking from a crippled point-of-view anyway) and they are constantly playing something not so quietly on a little television on their counter which can be irritating.  Pakoa I knew from my days on the CODEX committee in 2007 and he is a very interesting guy.  Man Tongoa, started out wanting to go into agriculture but then his community decided he should go into health, since the Department was actively recruiting from the islands and he was the only one in his community who was educated enough to join.  He did his training in Fiji and New Caledonia for 3 or 4 years before starting out in the Department in Port Vila.  He was one of the civil servants to strike in 19?? (80 something?) and then did a series of small health projects with Save the Children and a couple of other organizations.  Now he is back in the government working on environmental health, vector born disease stuff, and whatever else they throw on his pile of work to do.  He's always smiling, great sense of humor, always relaxed.

I headed down to Mama's family's house in Seaside to cry and give them the rice and stuff, but then found that all that crying drove my kava away.  So....back to 24 Haoa and met up with Apu Willie once again, where we talked about different leaves we eat on Paama.  Had to call a brother to find the name of one leaf that is the first eaten after a natural disaster on the island.  It's "feak" for those of you also wondering...

Friday, August 20, 2010

Apu Willie

I met with Apu Willie, man Luli, for kava last night at 24 Haoa.  He has been in Port Vila since 1968, worked for a while on fishing ships (has been to Philippines, New Caledonia, Tahiti, Australia, New Zealand, and PNG), and stayed for some time in Noumea to learn construction.  He has been a builder ever since.  He said the earthquake last week was the strongest he has ever felt.  Unlike everyone else I've spoken with, he believes the Seabell hotel that cracked during the quake is still strong, just the plaster cracked, and even though it was built on reclaimed land the foundation is very very deep.  I've heard ex-pats say they wanted it to fall down because they see it as an eye sore.  I've never heard a ni-Vanuatu say they wanted it to fall...

A daylight view of 24 Haoa Nakamal:

The kava at 24 Haoa ran out at like 9, which is funny since it has a reputation for having kava available until 8 in the morning.  We went up to Seaside Green Light for a few more shells and his wife met up with us.  She is woman Lironessa and works as the house girl for David Stein, a former PCV who started a business in Port Vila selling solar and other alternative energy sources to people on the outer islands.  She told me the news that one of my mothers and former Home Care trainer, Lydiano Dick, passed away on Sunday.  That was a little bit of a shock for me, she was not old, in her late 50s maybe.  Everyone things that when she got remarried to man Malakula (her first husband died), that's what caused her to pass away.  I guess this guy had two wives before her, and both of them died as well within a few years of getting married.  And a former student of mine, Krissy, is getting married to one of their sons this October.

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Bringing the nakamal to you

Yesterday afternoon I was having a long discussion with Joel about land law in Vanuatu, and what his vision is for future land development in the country.  He's one of the most outspoken opponents to land lease, sub-division of land, and land survey in the country, and he manages the Land Desk at the Cultural Centre.  We started heading to the Chiefs Nakamal for a shell - a very natural thing, really, an unspoken agreement, we both were just walking toward the nambanga - and this young guy walked past.  Joel called out to him.  He didn't recognize his uncle at first, but then Joel introduced himself to him.  The boy, Joshua, is also man Aneityum, and is the biggest table tennis star in Vanuatu.  That's right, the ping-pong champion of the South Pacific joined us for a shell.

We met up with Jimmy, the former Curator for the National Museum, and decided to pitch in for a plastic of kava and drink it at the small nakamal at VKS so we could sit and enjoy the kava.  It was raining, and Chief's is now notorious for not having the greatest place to sit.  When we got back down to VKS, we met up with Noe, Francis, and Marcellin, started a small fire, found some coconut shells, and storied.

The VKS nakamal that night:

Topics last night covered: Vanuatu's corrupt justice system; Digicel's controversy in North Pentecost (I guess they started building a tower on taboo land); the World Bank's disturbing agenda; where the best (and only) ping pong table is in town (second floor of the MOK store in Namba 3 area, and it's free if anyone is interested); and a mini-arts festival in Southwest Bay Malakula.

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

A history lesson, and intercultural marriages.

I went to Reynolds nakamal last night to meet up with a friend of mine, Sarah, a former Peace Corps volunteer who married a man Tanna and now lives and works here in Port Vila with her family.  They have what I consider to be a healthy married life (healthy = there's some love going on there, non-abusive, respectful of one another, etc., a loose and general category really, I try not to judge anyone).  Before she came through, I sat and storied with Richard, the archaeologist from Aneityum.  He talked about the various theories of the origin of the ni-Vanuatu people.  One interesting thing he mentioned was about the people of mainland PNG, how they were the first to cultivate crops like 30,000 years ago.  I asked him how he bridges the gaps between older traditional beliefs about the origin of man, introduced Christian beliefs about the origin of man, and his own understanding of evidence-based archaeological history and human evolution.  He said that, basically, the bible is right, but they have the dates wrong.  He said that they have it right from Abraham to present time, but between Abraham and Adam and Eve they only have 1,000 years, and science has proven that the Earth is older than 4,000 years old.  As for traditional beliefs, he said they evolved through story since there are no written languages in this part of the world, and that explains the variety of stories on creation in the area.  

Mural outside Reynolds:

When Sarah came, she and Richard discussed some issues he is currently having in his own relationship.  He is struggling with a problem he has full ownership of, and Sarah offered advice and since they have know each other for a long time it seemed to me that he really respects her opinion.

When I left Reynolds, I went down to 24 Hoao (the name I found out for the Paama nakamal I've been going to in Seaside) and met up with another former PCVs ni-Vanuatu husband (so random, he doesn't even live close to that part of town and I've actually never hung out with him before last night) who then took me to Islanders namakal next door for another couple shells.  There have been more women PCVs that have married ni-Vanuatu men then men have married ni-Vanuatu women.  Sarah thinks it's probably cultural - if a man begins to friend a ni-Vanuatu woman here, there is much more pressure for him to take her as his wife.  That's probably the best explanation of the phenomenon I've heard.   I kind of imagine intercultural marriage as having twice the challenges and twice the rewards of intracultural marriage.  Just a thought.

Road to Reynolds:

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Swing raon long evri ples...

Last night I went to Shefa Province nakamal and met up with the PCV that is finishing up at Vaum RTC in Tahi, Paama and her boyfriend and a group of young people that run a program where they take a yacht and deliver medical supplies to clinics on rural islands.  We talked about the island, and my brother Kaison showed up for a couple shells before having to get back to business.  He used to play football for the national squad, so he's traveled a bit in the region.  Now, he drives a bus for Le Meridian and has to pick up and drop off employees at all different times, and in between he services passengers to pay for gas since he only gets paid at the end of the month.  Last year he picked apples in New Zealand, which seems to be the new thing to do here for young guys.  Not sure if it's really for the money or if it's for the experience and exposure, but I think it's more the latter.  

When the kava was finished, I walked to the spitting wall nakamal behind VNPF and had a shell, and when I came out onto the main road again by Radio Vanuatu Kaison drove by and stopped to give me a ride home.  On the way though, he wanted to drop these two Indo-Fijian USP students off and they wanted to pay with 1000vt but he didn't have change, so I gave him my 500vt note so he could make change and told him that we will just stop some place for another shell to get change.  So we dropped someone off at Tebakor and stopped in at Shepards Studio, a place I used to go a long time back.  Then we hopped back in, drove back through town, stopped at Ah Pow so I could see Papa Lani (who handed me a hot loaf of bread and some gato), and then we went back to Shepards Studio for another shell.  We continued to service until around 10, stopped again at the spitting wall for another couple shells, and storied.  Kaison really doesn't even know Paamese that well, he understands and speaks the language from South Santo much better.  He doesn't even really know most of his family.  He's only spent maybe 1 year of his life on the island.  And he's 35, wife from Paama, and two kids - 7 and 3.  I think he'd be a great football coach.

Monday, August 16, 2010

Violence on a dark corner

So, I met up with my Tawi Jimmy from Tavie last night at Seaside Paama, and he told me a story.  I guess the day before, he was playing futsol with some guys at XFOL and was walking back to Seaside at around 7 or 8 p.m.  He was with maybe 4 other guys, a few girls, and a bunch of little kids.  They were walking past VNPF and this dude was calling for his sister, so he told him to back off and the guy took those as fightin words.  And in true Tanna style, the guy called all of his friends over with a whistle and like 10 man Tanna came from some dark corner over near New Look and started beating the living shit out of them.  The sister was getting her head slammed repeatedly into a table, some of the little kids were getting punched and kicked, and one of my Tawi's friends was on the ground calling out for his mama.  They finally were able to run to the police station, where they gave a statement, but the one that was beaten the worst started puking blood and had to be taken to the hospital and monitored over night.  So, Jimmy told me that they had already cut up some pipe and wire and were going to get a camion to take them (all the Paama youth from Seaside and Namba 3, and a big group of young Tongoa dudes) to this Tanna guys house and kill him and anyone who tried to stop them with stones and iron pipes and wire and machetes.  I casually suggested that violence may not be the best answer, but...I could totally understand why they were so angry.  I'll be interested to see if they actually go through with it.  I suspect they won't, because I think this sort of thing happens often.  Just last week I saw another fight involving man Tanna, with the same kind of group-on-one technique used, and nobody can really stop a fight like that.  Police just wait until they stop.  I mean, what are they gonna do without weapons?

The kava was good, had lelas cooked in true Paama-style (aka, lots of coconut milk used) for wasem maot.  It's not a great nakamal - no good places to sit and the nastiest toilet of any in the city - but I go there mainly for the Paama fix.  I feel fixed.

Sunday, August 15, 2010

It has always been about the kava...

It has.  I drink it every day.  I talk about drinking it all the time.  I think about it when I'm not drinking it or talking about drinking it - who will I drink with today, I wonder, and where will that first shell go down?

So I started writing a kava journal, to record the when/where/with whom of each evening and highlight the sometimes strange conversation topics or interesting unplanned events that go down, because every single moment in this country is an adventure.

Here are a few interesting backlogged entries from my kava journal beginning in early July.


10/07/2010 – Shefa Nakamal with my brothers Colin, Apeslom, and Kelep, and some dude named Andrew from Vutekai.  I used to go to Shefa a lot in 2007 as it is very close to where I used to live then.  It was the first time hanging out with Kelep in a long long time, he has a little baby now and is with a woman named Lolita from Liro.  We all had 3 shells of kava and then 3 Tuskers for kale.  Apes puked again, as he did two weeks before on the same night (from the same kava).  But unlike that night two weeks ago, I did not join in the yacking.  Since Colin likes to tell his story about beating up his girlfriend because he caught her drinking a beer so much, I asked them when it was okay to beat up a girl.  The example Apes gave was, let's say you wake up early in the morning to do some work in the garden, and you tell your woman that you want food to be ready for you when you get back because you know you'll be hungry, and when you come back there's no food ready and your woman is off chatting with a friend.  Then it's okay.  

11/07/2010 – Green Light Seaside and the BP Wharf nakamal, Tawian Aru picked me and Jack (the anthropologist) up and took us over to the wharf for kava.  Aru shared his twisted story about why he is now in town.  He and my brother Oko didn’t get along (Oko cut up his markings for the house he wanted to build on Paama) and he ended up leaving the island.  I remember when I was on Paama, he was really trying to assimilate the best he could.  I think there was resistance to him being there in general, because normally if a woman Paama takes a man from a different island/village, they go to the man’s place and not the other way around.  For some reason, Aru didn't want to make a family on Ambae.  Oko felt competition for land probably and reacted to that with force.  Also, Aru used to be with Oko’s cousin sister, and Esther was the house girl that he cheated on her with (and now has two pikinini with).  Now my brothers don't want me calling him Tawi anymore, and I suppose technically he isn't.  

12/07/2010 – Vanuatu Cultural Centre opened their Independence exhibition with speeches by the first President of Vanuatu in 1980, the DG of Internal Affairs, the MP for Port Vila (Ralph nomo), and the director of VKS Marcellin Ambong.  June headed the committee and also gave a speech.  Probably about 60 or 70 people turned up.  There was good kava from Pentecost provided, and a stringband performed an independence song.  Sael (man Vutekai) was guarding the kava during the speeches.  Prior to the start of the event, Noe, Richard and I went to Reynolds nakamal for a couple shells (the VKS thing didn’t start until 6 and we didn’t want to wait that long).  Richard is interesting, has the mindset of an activist.  He considers himself an archeologist even though he never went to university, simply because that’s what he is interested in and he took a course in it in year 13.  His views on politics were interesting, he knows a lot about politics in the entire region.  Guy wants a revolution.  He and Noe said Ralph may be launching a new party by the end of the year.

13/07/2010 – Hit up Shefa nakamal first with Matthew Kalotiti and another man Mangaliliu named Wari Jimmy, they were interested in the story of my fall in '07.  They left and Wotti’s brother Alfred came by with a cousin brother of his also named Wotti and we just got to know each other really.  Alfred works at TVL and has been trying to help with my internet installation.  Apeslom called from Sophie’s nakamal, so I left Shefa to meet him there.  He was with Papa Lani at Ah Pow bakery who sliced a fresh loaf for me and set the program for Friday night at Green Light nakamal in seaside.  Apeslom told me Sophie’s used to be ‘lucky’ for him in terms of getting laid.  He has changed a lot since, now a father and all.

14/07/2010 – Chiefs Nakamal with Francis, Jack, and Malcolm from VKS.  Stood up by Rebecca Iaken.  Had one shell for 150 vatu and it was strong.  Then two for 100 and three for 50.  Jack and I went down to Green Light in seaside for another two shells for 50.  It was his last kava before heading back to Melbourne.  He is an anthropologist from New Zealand who works mainly on Pentecost.  We talked about the network of anthropologists in Vanuatu, he said it’s strong and supportive and much larger than other countries in the Pacific.  Interest in working/studying in Vanuatu probably comes from the diversity factor as in PNG.

15/07/2010 – Went to a place over near VNPF with a giant "spitting wall" with KT and a PCV from SW Bay Malakula named Igor for two shells, then over to Sophie’s to meet up with Beks and her co-worker friends from Save the Children.  After a couple beers for kale, they wanted to go out to Club 21 but I skipped out.  Can’t hang.  Beks said Lensley, the father of her baby (or babies, but that's a complicated story) is coming back from the island tomorrow.  Interesting relationship she has.  Lensley's a cool dude, works at the Department of Education.  Man Ambae.

17/07/2010 – The white gate at Freshwater Park with Malcolm from VKS and his family.  It was his family's nakamal and all the kava comes from North Pentecost.  It was his treat, so I ended up drinking more than my fair share of around 7 or 8 shells.  The washem-mouth was not exciting in that area compared to the Seaside area, just pieces of cow tongue and baked taro, but the kava was good anyway.  While drinking, the SDA people held worship in the park with a loud speaker for like two hours, and people were shooting off fireworks.  It was the day of the horse races in Vila.  And Malcolm’s uncle, Brian, decided he liked me and wants to adopt me as his brother.  I explained I was already adopted on Paama but he didn’t seem to care.  We’ll see what happens there.  After kava I started walking home and ran into James from Nou village, Apenas’ brother, and his wife who were walking back from Colin John’s family fundraiser.  I called Colin up and ended up walking with them down to a store near the freshwater football field that was still selling beer and kale-d on the stoop until very late.  I was pretty messed up, but it was fun.  Got home and couldn’t find the power to cook something to eat.

19/07/2010 – Bamboo then Ronnies with Amy Chan, the PCV at Vaum RTC in Tahi.  She is my Tawi, since she calls my Uncle Isaah "papa".  Today was lil’ Jamie’s birthday on Paama so I passed a present along with Amy to take back to site (an Obama t-shirt and a little vanity license plate that says America/USA and his name, some goldfish crackers).  Told Amy stories about when I was on Paama: the chicken massacre; the pig story; the cyclone story; the charcoal story, and many more.  She really likes it there, which is good, but she’s concerned about the sustainability of the school after she leaves which is normal for a PCV.  She told me all about the school's trials and different projects they've started.  It's just great to know it's still going, even if it still doesn't feel sustainable.  It was started nearly 7 years ago!

20/07/2010 – Reynolds with KT, Beks, and Lensley.  12 stalls to choose from, which I think is ridiculous, but now the owner doesn’t even sell kava he just rents out the stalls at 1000vt/night.  There are other places doing this system to, so only one has to pay for the license to sell kava and the actual kava makers/sellers just pay rent.  Some dude got so drunk on kava that he fell to the ground and was shaking, knocking over chairs and tables and kicking people.  Gravel.  Ouch.  That lasted for about a half hour, before Lensley called a bus driver he knew to come and carry this guy home.  I went home and picked up some simboro on the way from greenlight seaside.  Tomorrow bakegen.

21/07/2010 – Red Light nakamal at Independence Park with Roger, Benuel, and Kevin from NSO.  I also ran into Aru Huntington and met his brother while there.  Kava from Ambae which explains why so many from Ambae there.  Ndui Ndui area.  Roger is from Malekula though, and he and I went festaem and storied.  He is fresh out of University at USP in Fiji where he majored in geography and demography.  He liked Suva a lot, and Nadi - likes it better than Vanuatu which I found surprising.  He wants to go for a Masters sometime, but rules of civil service are that you have to serve at least two years before you can go.  Benuel came and kept saying, “when the going gets tough, the tough get going” over and over and laughing.  I didn’t get it.  Maybe just because it was in English.  Many Anglophones here think English is funny.  Explained the story of my fall again several times.  Took off around 9.

23/07/2010 – Fundraiser at Seaside Paama for James from Nou, drank with Jimmy from Tavie, Eskol from Nou, Colin John from Nou and his brother from a different mother from Epi Stanley.  String band played, the one that wrote Luli Village and Onak Vaoleli Village, they were practicing for the upcoming 30 July competition and they sound good.  Colin was telling me about the black magic going around the Freshwater area lately, one of his uncles hung himself and when they took him to the hospital the doctors said he had been dead for three days already.  They (sorcerers) kill a dude and then singsing (some kind of spell) and walk around as if they were him for a period of time, usually 3 or 5 days, and then the body turns up.  It’s always someone close that knows your schedule/routine.  Oh, and a pregnant lady and her 3-year-old son were murdered in Freshwater like last month, she was clubbed to death and her little boy was stabbed.  The kava was shitty at the fundraiser, so we went up to Green Light seaside for a couple shells and kale-d with a Tusker and this strange chick started following Jimmy.  Pretty sure she was a prostitute.  Jimmy seemed high toward the end of the night, but swore he wasn’t.  Don’t believe him.  All he wanted to talk about was how all the young guys get high all the time, but he doesn’t anymore.  Then later he said he only smokes after the sun goes down.  Stori i jenis finis…

24/07/2010 – Freshwater White Gate, nakamal blong ol man Pentecost.  Brian, Malcolm's uncle, "adopted" me as his brother today by grinding kava in the traditional fashion, using a coral stone and something blong coconas blong sevem I go long wanwan shell.  He doesn’t drink, never has.  Kava is woman.  He told me the custom story from North Pentecost about the origin of kava: there was a strong man, he killed and ate almost everyone, then his twin nephews killed him and his wife and buried them and kava grew where the wife was buried, and then they saw rats eating it and getting drunk and a light went off in their heads…this shit is good!  We should drink it!  But I was thinking, good thing they didn't see the rats eating human shit...



There was a blackout, lots of fireworks going off in that area and all over town for that matter as it’s close to Independence Day.  They let me know before I left that the Pentecost mafia is my protection now, and to feel free to come whenever.  This one guy from Tanna named Ialu is like the leader of the youth of Freshwater and he hung out for a while, told me to come visit him sometime and to use his name if ever I was in trouble.  Met Willie Virasulu, Pete’s dad from Leone in North Pentecost.  He talked a lot about Pete, said he heard Pete would come back this month to dig up some of his kava.  Talked about black magic.  Lots of ni-Vans in town are afraid of Paama because they think the sorcery there is the strongest.  I always thought it was strongest in Ambrym or Maewo, but that's not what they were saying tonight.

25/07/2010 – Wharf nakamal with Captain Kidley and some of his friends from the tugboat he now heads that goes to New Caledonia and back with crushed coral.  Before he got there though, met this guy named Takao from Vaoleli village, born in Santo, only been to Paama for a few months when he was 8 years old or so, about my age.  Ten years ago he moved to Vila, works as a chef at Flaming Bull.  There’s a nudie calendar hung up in the wharf nakamal.  A troupe of young women wearing tight clothing drove in and made a stir.  Kidley’s doing well, lost some weight claiming it was all thanks to a leaf Uncle Isaah made for him years ago, has three kids with his other younger wife in Santo now, wife number one lives in Mele village with Aman, his son.  He was going to take off to Santo for the Independence celebration, so glad I caught him.  His quote, “fasen blong fak olbaot I finis nao”.  Highly doubtful.

26/07/2010 – Stopped by the Red Light nakamal at Independence Park, nakamal blong ol man Ambae.  Went there to meet up with Aru but he didn’t show until late.  Benuel came, and shortly after there was a woman, I guess she’s the lawyer for maybe Westpak or something, maybe VNPF, and she totally bitched out this young dude that was at the store and told her little daughter to fuck off.  It was heated, he got up in her face and started screaming to scare her and it didn’t work, that lady is not afraid of anything.  The kava was good.  They kept cutting Orchy plastics to cover a lit candle, and it kept catching on fire.  But they kept trying anyway.  It’s colcol now, been wearing a sweatshirt to kava every night.

27/07/2010 – Mele village independence stalls with KT, Junior (Wyclef), Moli, and two Kiwis that were carrying around a bottle of wine.  The stage had this guy from Pango entertaining that night who is famous for some song he wrote about dead babies.  There was also a couple ladies dancing Tahiti style, and a comedy troupe.  The kids were digging it.  I like Mele a lot, it is the biggest village in Vanuatu with about 3,000 people.  Some dude that couldn’t have been older than 16 came up to me and asked me if I smoked weed.  He said his name was “fatso”, from Tanna.  Got some island kakae for $1 to take home, Junior and Moli (man Ambae) took me back home in Moli's bus.  

28/07/2010 – Parliament Park stalls with Alfred Lobu and Alan Simeon, string band competition night.  And the Independence celebration begins in Port Vila!  Tokosawia took first place and Torotua took second, with the boys from Seaside Paama taking third.  Alfred thinks its okay for men to cheat on women because women can forget easily, but it doesn’t work the other way around.  He kept hiding the “Smile” TVL logo on his shirt because for some reason it looks bad if you start drinking kava right after work (?) which I was not aware of. 

29/07/2010 – Parliament Park stall kava, stall 121 was Benuel’s kava bar with fresh stuff from Ambae, saw Sailas from Vaoleli for a bit, then met up with Colin Stephen at the stall for Maewo kava since there was good places to sit down.  He met up with a few of his friends who all wanted to go smoke weed, so he left me there and said he’d be back.  I hung out with Alfred and his uncle, drank a few more shells, had a couple Tuskers, then took off.  Colin called just as I was leaving, tried to guilt me into coming back but that didn’t work. Mare ming ta vare kei!

30/07/2010 – Independence Day!!  Drank kava with Apes and Colin at Parliament Park and then up at Reynolds and Konata Bulu, where we watched the fireworks while listening to the reggae from Saralana stage.  Met Apes’ little girl, Sera, and his woman from Tongoa.  And, the daughter from a mystery papa…about whom Apes doesn’t want to know anything.  Ditched Colin when rain crashed the celebration to hang with Neely at her place, played SkipBo and drank some Tusker, walked home.



1/08/2010 – Freshwater Park, White Gate nakamal with Brian and the gang from Pentecost.  He bought a new phone for 7000vt and it plays ‘clips’ including the Jamie Fox “We Are The World” video.  He has Ga Ga and Lucky Dube and Bob Marley songs on his phone.  Asked the nakamal owner's wife about the bandage on her leg, said that her husband stabbed her a couple years back with a knife and cut her Achilles tendon because she was having an affair with another dude.  Wheelchair for a long time, then crutches, still not good.  Her husband is deformed, with one very tiny arm, and he walks like he had polio.  They have four kids.  Gave Brian a DVD, something action related with Denzel Washington, he said he likes war documentaries.  Brian told me this awesome story of a white boy being shipwrecked and his father was dead or eaten on the ship and a dude from his area in North Pentecost raised him as his own.  Simmy (Jimmy) was his name.  I want to check that out at the Cultural Centre one of these days.



2/08/2010 – Seaside Paama with the men from Luli village who came do dance custom for the mini arts festival this week.  I watched them perform at Saralana field earlier this afternoon.  Missed out on the Independence Forum on trade with John Salong and Roy Mickey Joy, but I’ll hear about it later I’m sure. 




3/08/2010 – Freshwater Park White Gate with Brian’s Tawi James and some dude who was full of stories.  Talked a lot about the matrilineal system that North Pentecost is known for.  Turns out, even though the land is technically the property of women and is passed through them, when there’s a dispute about land it’s not the women arguing in the nakamal.  Basically, they don’t control the land even though it’s really theirs.  Bought a mat from the Lulep mamas who came from the island to sell.  It was woven by a former student of mine, Meriel, who has since had a son from a mystery dude and is with man Lulep now in the village.  Got a ride home from the nakamal from one of my brothers, Kaison.  I didn't know it was him until he stopped at a store to let a drunk passenger go buy more beer and we started to story.  I met him only once in 2005, shook his hand and that's it, so it's no surprise that we didn't recognize each other, but he was all about getting together and drinking a few shells sometime.

5/08/2010 – Reynolds nakamal, with a former student of mine Ham and his friend Fanu.  Got there, and this guy who says he's the PM of Tahiti was playing the uchaleli and singing in French.  Reynold gave him a red mat to shut him up, and apologized for what many drinking kava would find disturbing to their kava buzz, but the guy just kept playing.  Then I asked him about the Tahitian independence movement, if it had gone to referendum, and he was like, "you don't understand human rights like I do", and "I'm going to make sure all the white people leave, and all those opposed to independence leave", and "In my constitution, I will make sure people go to work on time and don't sleep too much"...as he chugged his Tusker.  Some guy was like, so basically you will be a dictator, and he was then trying to explain his way out of it by telling this ni-Vanuatu that he understands the history of Vanuatu better, which the ni-Van understandably took offense to.  One of those crazy nights.  Went home to try to look this guy up, but it turns out there is no PM of Tahiti.  Go figure. 

6/08/2010 – Fundraising at Seaside Presbyterian church for the Luli custom dancers.  Met up with Tawi Samson and his friend Toa from Eratap, and Collin Nepot.  The server was a young guy from Luli who knew me and every time I would buy a shell he would fill it all the way to the top regardless of how much I paid for.  It was strong, and it actually tasted like Paama kava which I haven't tasted in a long long time.  Me and Collin and a newfound papa named Terry from Tahindan drank Tusker at Green Light until like 11:30.  Former Speaker of Parliament Tawi Sam Dan was there but only for a little while.

7/08/2010 – Freshwater Park White Gate nakamal, stone ground kava, first ever boot and rally for me.  Drank two, puked, then went back for three more.  I couldn’t move or open my eyes after the first shell went down.  Brian didn't mix water with it at all.  Storian after the boot went from monkeys to evolution to belief in the Bible (which Brian does not, interestingly).  Lots of stuff.  Brian thinks ni-Vans are getting shorter on average.  I don't know if that's possible, but I respect his observation.

9/08/2010 – BP Wharf with Kelep and Captain Kidley.  Met up with Kelep and Lolita buying rice when I was walking out of the NSO, so Kelep and I put Lolita on a bus and made our way to the wharf where we met with Tawi Kidley and his crew from the tugboat.  KT and Alexia (PCVs) turned up a little later.  Talked to Kelep about what Papa Hapi said about me building a house on Paama, and he told me that his line has tons of land due to not having many boys.  Papa Hapi had no brothers, and neither does Kelep.  I proposed that the two of us make the joint investment and build a house we can both share.  He seemed to like the idea, but I told him to think about it more.  He ran the Round Island Relay and his team (VMF) came in third place behind two Tanna teams.  The Tanna teams ran barefoot.

10/08/2010 – Chiefs nakamal (always a great first bucket) with Marcellin, Francis, Joel, the dude at PIPP, a Nepali guy, and the Australian High Comm guy Jay at Finance.  Talked about the earthquake and subsequent tsunami warning that hit earlier at around 4:15.  I was in the group of a couple thousand people in the seafront area that panicked and ran for the hills.  I mean, it was right after a 7.5 earthquake and police were screaming "10 Minutes, Tsunami!!".  You would run too.  Then I got a ride with Benuel who was looking for me after the earthquake, he had all my stuff, went home to check if there was damage and then went to Seaside to meet up with my crazy Tawi Morris.  He has a short-term memory problem, which I have no experience in how to deal with, so I just keep repeating myself.  That said, one positive is that he keeps forgetting he just bought me a shell of kava and so he just keeps buying me kava until I run away.  I met the chief from Tavulai and had a good conversation about Tomaso structure.  

12/08/2010 – BP Wharf, Shefa, Labor, and Reynolds with Wotti.  A bit of a nakamal crawl, starting at the wharf because the Saratoka was supposed to take all the mamas from Lulep back to Paama tonight and I wanted to pass something to my bro Morris Luli (stick tobak) but it ended up delaying departure until the following morning, so I just had one shell with Tawi Kidley and some guy from the Seaside area I vaguely recognized.  Met up with Wotti and we went to Shefa where the kava was water and some asshole was playing loud music on his laptop in the only shelter that had space to sit, which I can't stand and this is starting to become a thing now, listening to music while drinking kava.  Went to the spitting wall and had a few shells but my back started to hurt and so we hiked to Reynolds for their awesome plastic chairs and decent kava.  It was a late night, Wotti didn't have to work until the following afternoon.  It was the first time I've hung out with him since he returned to Vila from his home island in the Banks group for a month-long holiday.  He really liked being back home.

13/08/2010 – Chiefs with Marcellin, Aminio, Francis, Joel, Noe, and two dudes from Futuna.  Your basic, after work shell, talked to Marcellin about training fieldworkers to pilot the community well-being survey towards the end of the year and he said he'd be up for it, or that I could use them the way the radio station used them for their survey last year.  Seems interesting.  Aminio wants help to start a coconut oil business to provide employment for Pango village youth, so I said I'd help him write something up.  Francis and I settled a financial accounting hiccup between our two budgets.

14/08/2010 – Freshwater Park White Gate nakamal for a few shells with Joe (Wilco) and Gordon (Municipal Police), then ran into Colin Nepot and Papa John from Nou and had a few Tuskers in the park.  Talked about how Apu Iso in Nou has black magic and has done something to Papa Edwin's jaw by blowing on him.  Or so says an oracle boy on Epi.  Used to be a little girl on SE Ambrym that would be consulted on matters like this, so it's interesting to learn that the title has changed hands.  John thinks that Iso is the reason there's nobody left in Nou village.  And the reason his wife is sick.  Met Mama Elizabeth and she said she's shooting for early retirement due to an illness with her ear.  That means there is no nurse manning the clinic on Paama.  Fundraiser next Saturday at their place in Freshwater, so I'll be there.